Its Time For: What Is In My Inbox

I am going through my inbox and looking at all the emails I get forwarded, They are always great to skim over and saw Aww to.
But here are some that made me laugh and smile:
It took me a while to get these jokes:
  • Confucius Say: It’s OK to let a fool kiss you; but don’t let a kiss fool you.
  • Confucius Say: A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
  • Confucius Say: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.
  • Confucius Say: Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy.
  • Confucius Say: Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax doesn’t know if he’s coming or going.
  • Confucius Say: A drunken man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
  • Confucius Say: Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.
  • Confucius Say: Viagra is like Disneyland … a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
  • Confucius Say: It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.
  • Confucius Say: A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don’t get it.
Now Do You Like to Dance?
Jive? Tango? Salsa?
Foxtrot?
This Video is of a great dancer dancing to Flip, Flop, Fly : Here, It was really fantastic. Fancy Footwork
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