LONGTERM RELATIONSHIPS

It’s that time where he takes a dump in front of you while you take off your makeup after a night out ( if you are lucky)
Ok so you have been in a relationship. Long time… Maybe not to you. But you feel comfortable or maybe you just don’t care anymore.

20130129-115717.jpg

It’s like it’s losing its spark.

20130129-115810.jpg

Not only do you fart infront of your partner but the sexy underwear stops. You do it missionary everytime and to top things off not only do you have a draw, you have a room full of their things which have managed to invade your house.

20130129-120038.jpg
It’s gotten to the point where you have discussed marriage, children, houses and are finally on to the topic of funerals. not the cute ” what would you do if I like died” instead “make sure you contribute to your funeral fund, I don’t want to have to pay it all myself”… The usual banter.
And that back and forth flirting has been replayed with ” I changed the baby last time, it’s your turn

20130129-120405.jpg

But at least you got a nice dress.

20130129-120439.jpg

Advertisements

2 thoughts on “LONGTERM RELATIONSHIPS

  1. I just like the valuable info you supply in your articles.
    I will bookmark your blog and check once more here frequently.
    I am fairly certain I’ll be told many new stuff right right here! Best of luck for the next!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s