It’s that time where he takes a dump in front of you while you take off your makeup after a night out ( if you are lucky)
Ok so you have been in a relationship. Long time… Maybe not to you. But you feel comfortable or maybe you just don’t care anymore.
It’s like it’s losing its spark.
Not only do you fart infront of your partner but the sexy underwear stops. You do it missionary everytime and to top things off not only do you have a draw, you have a room full of their things which have managed to invade your house.
It’s gotten to the point where you have discussed marriage, children, houses and are finally on to the topic of funerals. not the cute ” what would you do if I like died” instead “make sure you contribute to your funeral fund, I don’t want to have to pay it all myself”… The usual banter.
And that back and forth flirting has been replayed with ” I changed the baby last time, it’s your turn “
But at least you got a nice dress.